Misheard lyrics from iconic rock songs

Michel Linssen // Getty Images How many of us have had a moment like this–a song comes on over the radio, maybe at a party, maybe at an event. It’s a well-known song, and people start to chime in as the music blasts. You feel that energy and start to sing along, yelling out the words you were convinced you knew. Until that fateful moment when everyone sings a lyric out, and you realize you’ve been singing the song wrong your entire life. There is a name for this phenomenon of mishearing: mondegreen. Mondegreen occurs when someone mishears a phrase, but, to the listener, it sounds correct and makes complete sense. The term was coined in 1954 when Sylvia Wright, a writer, detailed a time in her childhood when she thought a line in a traditional Scottish ballad read “they hae slain the Earl Amurray, And Lady Mondegreen” but later found out that the correct verse was “They hae slain the Earl Amurray, And laid him on the green.” Mondegreen is incredibly common. People mishear lyrics in even the most famous rock songs. As a result, a listener’s interpretation of the song can change. The song becomes sillier, more shocking, or just plain confusing. Stacker compiled a list of misheard lyrics from 25 iconic rock songs, pulling information from the news, music journalism, and independent polls. The misheard lyrics are listed alongside the correct lyrics, so if you realize that you’ve been singing a mondegreen while belting out any of these rock hits, you might learn that there’s a different (accurate) lyric that fits the song much more coherently. ‘Tiny Dancer’ by Elton John Michael Ochs Archives // Getty Images – Misheard: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza” – Correct: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer” Elton John’s hit song may be titled “Tiny Dancer,” but that hasn’t stopped people from mistaking the titular lyric for an ode to the star of the 1980s sitcom “Who’s the Boss?” This misheard lyric was such a popular trope that it managed to forge its place in pop culture history when it landed as a joke on the show “Friends.” ‘Simply the Best’ by Tina Turner Bernd Muller // Getty Images – Misheard: “I stomp on your heart” – Correct: “I’m stuck on your heart” If Tina Turner sang “I stomp on your heart” with her characteristic gruff rock wail, listeners wouldn’t bat an eye. However, the real lyrics in “Simply the Best” are far less bitter about love. ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ by Bon Jovi Paul Natkin // Getty Images – Misheard: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” – Correct: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not” At the height of his career, Bon Jovi was the ultimate rock heartthrob of the 1980s, which makes it all the more understandable for fans to mistake the lyrics to the hit song “Livin’ on a Prayer” “make it or not” for “naked or not.”  ‘Africa’ by Toto Michael Ochs Archives // Getty Images – Misheard: “There’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do” – Correct: “There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do” The connotation of the correct lyrics and the misheard lyrics are similar enough–the subject cannot be stopped, even by a great force. But the great force of a hundred men, as described in Toto’s song, is not coming from Mars. ‘Purple Haze’ by Jimi Hendrix Michael Ochs Archives // Getty Images – Misheard: “‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy” – Correct: “‘Scuse me, while I kiss the sky” Jimi Hendrix says “kiss the sky” in this song, but this often misheard lyric is a classic example of mondegreen. Said out loud, with the words blended and overlapping, it’s easy to understand how the line could be mistaken for “kiss this guy.” ‘Seven Seas of Rhye’ by Queen Michael Putland // Getty Images – Misheard: “I challenge the mighty titan and his stupid horse” – Correct: “I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours” In Queen’s recording of this operatic rock song, Freddie Mercury sings the word “troubadours” very quickly. The speed of his singing allows listeners’ ears to wander and interpret, and it becomes a not-so-far-fetched idea that the mighty titan might indeed have a stupid horse. ‘The Zephyr Song’ by The Red Hot Chili Peppers Scott Gries // Getty Images – Misheard: “Fly away on my sofa” – Correct: “Fly away on my zephyr” Another example where the title provides listeners with a context clue, and if you know the lyrics ahead of time you’ll hear Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis emphasize the “Z” of “zephyr.” But for a band known for some whimsical lyrics, flying away on a sofa is not so wild of a lyrical guess. ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’ by The Beatles Gie Knaeps // Getty Images – Misheard: “Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of baked apple pie” – Correct: “Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of things that will bite” In Metallica’s metal hit, it would be uncharacteristic if the headbanging group was singing about apple pie. Instead, vocalist James Hetfield says, “things that will bite,” which feels much more appropriate for this song and band. ‘The Final Countdown’ by Europe Niels van Iperen // Getty Images – Misheard: “We’re working for peanuts” – Correct: “We’re heading for Venus” Europe’s operatic ’80s glam metal anthem is over five minutes long, meaning there are plenty of lyrics for listeners to misinterpret. The most commonly misheard lyrics come at the top of the second verse, but the correct lyrics, “we’re heading for Venus” make the most sense in the context of a song about space travel. ‘Bad Moon Rising’ by Creedence Clearwater Revival Koh Hasebe // Getty Images – Misheard: “There’s a bathroom on the right” – Correct: “There’s a bad moon on the rise” Creedence Clearwater Revival is not directing listeners to the restroom, despite how it may sound. The correct lyrics reference the song’s title. ‘Edge of Seventeen’ by Stevie Nicks Michael Ochs Archives // Getty Images – Misheard: “Just like the one-winged dove” – Correct: “Just like the white-winged dove” Stevie Nicks’ song spawned from her own mishearing: While working on a song for Tom Petty, Petty’s wife Jane had told Nicks that she met him at the “age of seventeen,” Nicks heard “edge,” and the rest is history. In this particular line in the song, some have heard Nicks’ wailing, powerful vocals singing “one-winged” instead of “white-winged.” ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’ by The Beatles Les Lee // Getty Images – Misheard: “I get high” – Correct: “I can’t hide” Although the line repeats three consecutive times, many still hear the Beatles singing “I get high” instead of “I can’t hide.” “I get high” might be more likely to appear in a later Beatles song like the aforementioned “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” ‘We Built This City’ by Starship Paul Natkin // Getty Images – Misheard: “We built this city on sausage rolls” – Correct: “We built this city on rock and roll” In Starship’s pop rock anthem, they are building a city on rock and roll–not on sausage rolls, as some have mistakenly heard. However, a 2018 parody version of the song by YouTuber LadBaby does describe building a city on sausage rolls. ‘Blinded by the Light’ by Manfred Mann Michael Ochs Archives // Getty Images – Misheard: “Wrapped up like a douche” – Correct: “Revved up like a deuce” Manfred Mann’s cover of Bruce Springsteen’s song does change the lyrics from the original “cut loose like a deuce,” but not quite so drastically. The revved-up “deuce,” not the “douche,” references a Deuce Coupe, which is a type of car. ‘Hotel California’ by The Eagles Richard E. Aaron // Getty Images – Misheard: “What a nice surprise when your rabbi dies” – Correct: “What a nice surprise bring your alibis” This is a misheard lyric that would be tough to wrap your head around if “what a nice surprise when your rabbi dies” is what you heard when playing this song back. Those closely listening will hear that the Eagles are saying “your alibis” and not “your rabbi dies.” So it’s more about accountability and less about the tragic death of your religious leader. ‘Smooth Criminal’ by Michael Jackson KMazur // Getty Images – Misheard: “Annie are you walking?” – Correct: “Annie are you okay?” Michael Jackson’s vocals are tight, fast, and sharp on this track, which heightens the risk of potential mondegreen. Some may hear Jackson ask Annie if she’s walking, but he is, in fact, asking if she’s okay. ‘Summer of ’69’ by Bryan Adams Gary Gershoff // Getty Images – Misheard: “I got my first real sex dream” – Correct: “I got my first real six-string” In the context of a song that is essentially about coming of age, it might make sense for a listener to hear Bryan Adams say that he had a “sex dream.” He actually says, “six-string,” which refers to a guitar. ‘Say You Love Me’ by Fleetwood Mac Michael Ochs Archives // Getty Images – Misheard: “I’m begging you for a little sip of tea” – Correct: “I’m begging you for a little sympathy” Half of the members of Fleetwood Mac are British, which is perhaps why some listeners have accidentally heard them imploring for some tea in this often confused lyric. Christine McVie wrote this song about a year before she separated from her bandmate and husband, John. ‘American Pie’ by Don McLean Michael Putland // Getty Images – Misheard: “Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and wine” – Correct: “Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye” Whiskey and rye is a much safer, and classic, alcoholic combination than whiskey and wine, which are not the true lyrics to Don McLean’s Americana rock hit. ‘Message in a Bottle’ by The Police Michael Putland // Getty Images – Misheard: “A year has passed since I broke my nose” – Correct: “A year has passed since I wrote my note” Both are dramatic events: breaking a nose and writing a love note. However, The Police explore the subject matter of the latter. ‘Don’t Bring Me Down’ by Electric Light Orchestra Fin Costello // Getty Images – Misheard: “Don’t bring me down, Bruce” – Correct: “Don’t bring me down, groose” It’s difficult to know what the actual lyrics are when the actual lyrics are made-up words. “Groose” was originally a placeholder word in the song, until ELO singer and songwriter Jeff Lynne decided to keep it. He learned that the word sounded like the German word for “greetings” and felt it was a good enough reason to leave it. Story editing by Olivia Monahan. Copy editing by Kristen Wegrzyn. Photo selection by Clarese Moller.